New Super Chopper Product Alert!
New from TFMW, Denim Gaskets!
We know, they won't ever actually work, but neither does half of the junk people try to sell you to make your chopper look super cool. Just a little something to hopefully make your day a little lighter and brighter. DISCLAIMER: this is only a joke: please do not try to make denim gaskets, we will make fun of you mercilessly.